The Firebird segment — Fantasia 2000 (1999)
most graceful archery in history
she’s beauty 👏 she’s grace 👏 she’ll shoot you in the face👏
Where is her million dollar shampoo endorsement deal
I’m not sure if this is an actual conversation hey had or an edit.
And honestly I don’t think it matters.
no this actually happened
During a D&D4e session some event or another (I forget) caused another one of the PCs to fall on top of mine. Another important thing to know is that I was playing a (rather large and masculine looking) Warforged character.
DM: Ooh, you two seem to be getting a little cozy, are things heating up?
Me (ooc): I’m a robot, I don’t think I’m even capable of such things.
DM: I don’t know, you might have like a rear maintenance hatch.
(cue the entire party dying of laughter and continuing to make rear maintenance hatch jokes for literal years)
why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”
- everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
- you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you
- everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette
- multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
- wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm
- no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
- big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you
why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”
- everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
- you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you
- everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette
- multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
- wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm
- no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
- big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you
